"it" just moved
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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