What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
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We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
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Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
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