i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
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Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
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Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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