mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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