Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
third nipple confirmed
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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