I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
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Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
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I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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