do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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