It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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