And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Randomize
