yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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