He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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