3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
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Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
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What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
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