i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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