He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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