He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
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My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
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Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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