David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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