What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
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if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
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Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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