I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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