pedialite and red bull = repair kit
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
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walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
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Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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