Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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