If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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