He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
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on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
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I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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