love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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