K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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