My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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