How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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