how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
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