I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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