You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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