pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Randomize
