PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
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he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
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You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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