Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
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the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
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I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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