I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
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I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
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Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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