no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
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I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
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Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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