it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
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I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
cat food counts as protein by the way
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
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Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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