Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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