Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
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Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
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The struggles of a small town man whore
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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