What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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