It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
i just had sex bonerless
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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