He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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