have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
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I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
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He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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