I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
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We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
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I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
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