so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
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Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
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Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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