NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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