what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
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I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
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last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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