she takes plan B like it's going out of style
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
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I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
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He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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