Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
