so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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