if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
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WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
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Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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