so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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