YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
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Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
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If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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